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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you.

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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
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fortheloveofcamelotandgallifrey:

the-yolocaust:

ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about

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this is exactly what it’s about

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shaggydoge:

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this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

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whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?  they’re moles they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey. so basically the thug life actually chose me. everyone can go home now.
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coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

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